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Summer Vacation

Surf Info
Surf XTC
Jupiter Webcam
Jupiter Surf
Church of Buffett, Orthodox
Margaritaville
Tropical Pleasures
Corona


Required Listening

KXOA.com - Sacramento's Hard Rock
80s Rock/Metal Mailing List
AC/DC
Aerosmith
Anatomic
Bar 7
Barking At Flies
The Boardwalk
Bon Jovi
Cinderella
Crimson Glory
Danger Danger
Def Leppard
Ronnie James Dio
Dokken
Faster Pussycat
Firehouse
Great White
Sammy Hagar
Rob Halford
Frank Hannon
Hanoi Rocks
Helix
Gary Hoey
Judas Priest
Ron Keel
Kiss Asylum (recommended)
Kiss Pravda(Kiss' official site)
Krokus
L.A. Guns
Larger than Life (GREAT Kiss tribute)
Bill Leverty
Lizzy Borden
Yngwie Malmsteen
Eric Martin
Eric Martin Band
Dave Meniketti/Y & T
Metal Sludge
Michael Monroe
Moon Dog Mane
Motley Crue
Night Ranger (fan site)
Poison
Quiet Riot
The Roadhouse
Rogue
Roxx Gang
Sedona
Sedona Mailing List
Shaw Blades
Skid Row
Soulmotor
Spiritual Octane
Stainless (PA 80s metal tribute)
Stryper
TeslaWeb
Official Tesla Site
Van Halen News Desk
Vinnie Vincent
Vinnie Vincent Mailing List
Butch Walker
Walking Tall
Neil Zlozower

Go see the above bands in concert often. Buy multiple copies of their cds. Join the mailing lists. Patronize the above clubs and tip your bartender generously. Especially at the Roadhouse. And listen to Chicks Who Rock.


You Linked Me!
(What were you thinking?)

Chris Barrus
Charmless
Fresh Hell
The Higher Authority
Hip Librarian
House O Groove
Ivy's Work Log
Latitude 13
ODonnell Web
Pop Culture Junk Mail
Space Waitress
Streets & Avenues
T. Rex
Thoughtviper
USA Today's Hip Clicks

These sites are the best that you will find on the internet. You should visit them frequently.


Early Influences/Frequent Visits

Big Dark Cloud Dot Com
Cockeyed
Diddly
The Onion
Ze's Page
Zug

These folks could have sued me at one time or another during this site's development. Reward them for not prosecuting me for "sampling" their source codes while I was trying to learn how to write my own.