Books That You Won't Get For Christmas |
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Chicken Soup For The Horny Soul |
Where's Osama? |
Making his first venture into bookwriting, our hero shares tales of fun and
nights of passion with Hollywood celebrities. Written in frank and explicit detail, Chicken Soup
for the Horny Soul is guaranteed to be a nationwide top seller amongst the desperately lonely and
morally bankrupt. Order today to guarantee Christmas delivery!
Join George Bush, Colin Powell, Tony Blair, and the rest of the
Western world in the hunt for international fugitive and terrorist-at-large, Osama bin Laden! If you
find him, you can collect up to a $5 million reward from the FBI! |
I've Got A Secret (O.J. Simpson) |
It's Not About the Bitches |
Books That You Won't Get For Christmas |
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Chicken Soup For The Horny Soul |
Where's Osama? |
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I've Got A Secret (O.J. Simpson) |
It's Not About the Bitches |
Controversial football player, actor, television personality, and
double-murderer O.J. Simpson has a secret. But you have to buy the book to figure out what it is.
Then again, you probably already know. But if you buy it, it will greatly reduce the likelihood that
O.J. will have to get a real job and move into a suburban neighborhood. LIKE YOURS. Order now!
In this tender-hearted revelation, former N.W.A frontman Dr. Dre
recounts the lessons learned from a long life on "da skreet". He schools us on how we can "keep it real and on
the positive tip", and drops mad knowledge on our ass like "peace out, yo". Word up.