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SITE STATISTICS - members.aol.com/Famusjames/test.htm | |
| # of visitors to my AOL site from March to December 20 | 5056 |
| % of those who were likely disappointed | 100 |
| # of people who accused James of ripping off their source code | 2 |
| % of those that were right | 100 |
| # of people who thought James was trying to steal their girlfriend with his site | 1 |
| # of posts dedicated to him | 1 |
| # of recipes posted by the Happy Hour Chef | 19 |
| # of recipes posted by the Hempered Chef | 12 |
| # of recipes posted by the Home Alone On Friday Chef | 5 |
| # of recipes posted by the He Man Chef | 1 |
| # of people (including James) who even remember the column by the He Man Chef | 1 |
| # of times the Hempered Chef asked me to link the Grateful Dead's page | 4 |
| # of emails I got from people who thought all of the chefs were actually me | 7 |
| # of chefs who were actually me | 1 |
| # of hits Famousjames.com has received since December 21 | 5210 |
| # of hits Famousjames.com receives per hour (avg) | 12 |
| % of time James spends wondering "Why?" | 100 |
| # of hits Famousjames.com has received from Sweden | 79 |
| # of hits Famousjames.com has received from Afghanistan | 0 |
| Most popular hour to visit Famousjames.com | 12am to 1am |
| Avg # of minutes (daily) James spends working on Famousjames.com | 15 |
| # of test layouts that were actually published before THIS one | 3 |
| # of times I said to myself, "That layout sucks!" | 3 |
| # of sites on my links page I still regularly visit | 2 |
| # of times I've thought, "Maybe buying my own domain wasn't so smart after all" | 4 |
| # of visitors to the Message BORED | 856 |
| # of posts to the Message BORED | 136 |
| # of IM's I've Gotten That Were Soliciting Adult Websites While I Wrote This Chart | 7 |
| # of Those Sites I Actually Visited | 0 |
| # of Unread Emails Currently In My Inbox | 147 |
| # of Those Unread Emails That Are Really Solicitations To Visit Porn Sites | 132 |
| # of friends who say they read my site but really don't | 2 |
| # of Christmas cards mailed out | 15 |
| # of Christmas cards received | 8 |
| # of Emails received from Brian Wheat of Tesla | 1 |
| # of times I went to see Tesla live | 5 |
| # of times my hair was grabbed during those shows | 8 |
| # of haircuts received | 2 |
| Avg # of times per day I wish I were retired | 24 |
| # of sticks of butter consumed in an average week | 2 |
| Blood Pressure (Systolic) | 140 |
| Blood Pressure (Diastolic) | 80 |
| Average heartbeats per minute | 58 |
| # of pounds gained in the last year | 5 |
| # of people still reading this nonsense | 0 |