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Pop Culture Junk Mail
Space Waitress
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These sites are the best that you will find on the internet. You should
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October 15 - A picture's worth a thousand dollars.
All I can really say... Go check out My Photo Album. I think that'll sum up
everything quite nicely.
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October 14 - Highest of Holy Days...
Did you really think I'd write an update when I've got tickets to this?
More later...
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October 13 - This is unhealthy, right?
I was working at my computer when all of a sudden I felt a little thirsty. I have nothing in the fridge but
milk, and didn't particularly feel like drinking any of that. I was craving a Diet Coke. So I grabbed a few dollars
and decided to walk to the local convenience store to purchase an overpriced beverage. I got about 2 blocks into my
journey, and froze. Why?
Stray dog about 100 feet ahead. I couldn't bring myself to walk any closer, much less past it, turned around, and went back home.
For cryin' out loud, I'm a reasonably intelligent, mostly laid back, full-grown adult who keeps
himself in relatively good shape. There's very little I can't handle. But I'm still absolutely petrified of strange dogs and
no amount of logic will convince me otherwise.
I also can't justify driving for a lousy bottle of soda when it's less than a mile's walk. And
I really don't want to make a grocery store trip out of it. So I'm sitting here, thirsty, laughing at myself for being
so neurotic but still somewhat disturbed that I can't overcome this fear.
Another one... I've never been one to believe in either the occult or the paranormal. But
I caught a tv show about haunted places and I had to turn on every light in the house. We're not talking about a simple
case of the chills - the kind you intentionally seek when you watch that sort of thing. I was literally shaking.
Maybe I should switch to decaf...
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October 11 - Fair Weather
First I must say that Ricky Williams, running back extraordinaire from the Miami Dolphins, my second favorite NFL football team,
is a nerd. It's amazing to think that a guy like him
would go home and write his own webpage. And yes, I do really believe that it's him that does it all - it looks
a little too rough to be a "professional" job, and the writing style is very casual. Kudos to Ricky Williams for
representing the online nerd community in such a manner! The Dolphins just moved up another spot on the prestigious
List Of Sports Teams That Make James Happy.
 Moving down a notch... My beloved Florida State Seminoles.
Ouch. What an ugly game. While it was pretty obvious that FSU was beaten in every category, I can't help but notice
that Miami tried to give us the game right back. We just couldn't figure out how to take it. Turnover for turnover,
the game was pretty even. They just managed to capitalize on them, while we couldn't. That makes the loss hurt even more. I still say Miami's overrated, but have to concede that
FSU was as well.
 Rising to levels unseen since I was a kid... The Chicago Cubs. Hey, I've
been there for the lovable losers for years, but it's long past time to shed that label. I've seen every one of my
other sports teams rise and fall, all the while watching the Cubs take a lead, and piss it away by walking in the winning
run(s). I'm loving this season. I'd love to see the Cubs and Red Sox go to the World Series, then take it to 7 games.
I'd also love to see Game 7 run to 14 innings, with a bases-loaded Sammy Sosa home run to cap it off. Cubs fans deserve
it after suffering through the 90s... 80s...70s... you get the picture.
 And even though I'm morally required to root against them,
I'm still very happy with the Florida Marlins. I only wish the fair-weather
fans in South Florida would give them support. It's actually sad - South Floridians are so spoiled. The natives are used
to dominant, winning teams, and when they fall on hard times, they abandon the team. The Marlins have one of the worst
attendance rankings in baseball. The University of Miami still hardly ever fills the stadium. Plus, so many of the folks
who move to Florida retain their love for their former hometown teams and never appreciate the locals. I'm guilty of that
as well, but that doesn't stop me from supporting the locals too.
On a similar note... I found a forum written specifically for people to bash on Florida.
Go check it out. And they're
all right - Florida sucks. It's the worst place on Earth, and you all should leave. Right now. Take a few folks back with you, too. I'd love for more people to
commit to leaving the state, or convince others to stay away. Then I could get better parking places when I'm in town... and buy
some GOOD Marlins season tickets...
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October 10 - Back Home Again
So, how've you been? Sorry it's been so long since the last update, but at least I've actually got some things
to talk about. Some of you might know that I took a LOOOOONNNNGGGG vacation. But generally, I keep that sort of thing under wraps
until I get back. The last thing I need is to publicly acknowledge that my home is uninhabited for weeks at a time, especially
when defective folks like you read this nonsense. Another thing I didn't tell you was that I spent the
time driving across the country. Then when I got to the end of the country, I went to another one.
But since I'm feeling very generous, I've gone ahead and posted pics from said vacation.
You can see me in various states of sobriety, hanging out on the beach, watching a chick eat fire, watching a dude
eat glass, and playing with my family. Some of the pics came out pretty well, some didn't. But hey, when you're on a
boat 3000 miles away from the host of this website, photojournalism takes a major backseat.
So go ahead and peruse my Vacation Photo Page. More
will be added as the rolls come back. Notes and observations will also be added, so it'll be worth checking
back over the next few days. But trust me - get a drink or something after you click the link. Some of the pics could take a while to
load, especially if you have a slow connection.
I've been asked an awful lot about the whole California Recall Election nonsense. I've
made no secret of the fact that I'm a registered Republican, and tend to drift towards the right on political matters.
But this isn't a political forum, and anyone who really comes here looking for political guidance needs help. So I'll
just say that I'm glad I missed the circus. Yes, I did vote. But no, I don't think things will be all that different, no
matter what the Governator plans on doing.
 But because I think that making money off of the ridiculous mess we Californians find
ourselves in is the real solution, I present the official FJ.COM Disclaimer Of Voter Responsibilty T-Shirt. It's
available in the Gift Shop, or you can skip the shop
and buy it directly here. It's only $14.99, and will help
California get out of debt. How? Well, any dollars I might make selling the shirt will be wasted frivously right here,
creating countless job opportunities at burger and pizza joints, used cd-stores, and the like.
Hey, it's a better fiscal plan than "taxing implants (hee hee)"...
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Aerosmith
Anatomic
Bar 7
Barking At Flies
The Boardwalk
Bon Jovi
Chicks Who Rock
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Crimson Glory
Danger Danger
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Faster Pussycat
Firehouse
Great White
Sammy Hagar
Rob Halford
Frank Hannon
Hanoi Rocks
Helix
Gary Hoey
Judas Priest
Ron Keel
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Krokus
L.A. Guns
Larger than Life (GREAT Kiss tribute)
Bill Leverty
Lizzy Borden
Yngwie Malmsteen
Eric Martin
Eric Martin Band
Dave Meniketti/Y & T
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Michael Monroe
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Motley Crue
Night Ranger (fan site)
Ted Nugent
Poison
Quiet Riot
The Roadhouse
Rogue
Roxx Gang
Sedona
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Shaw Blades
Skid Row
Soulmotor
Spiritual Octane
Stainless (PA 80s metal tribute)
Stryper
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Official Tesla Site
Van Halen News Desk
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