FJ.com - Cast and Crew

James. Your party host. He needs a lot of help. But if you're visiting here, you already know that.

The Happy Hour Chef. He cooks, he fishes, he drinks, he writes recipes about cooking while fishing and drinking. But not necessarily in that order. He's actually one of my best friends who I've known since we were freshmen in high school. He's got 2 great kids, and one psychotically bitchy ex. He shares my passion for all things metal, Buffett, and beach oriented.

The Hempered Chef. He actually has a culinary degree and he listens to the Grateful Dead. We started hanging out around our junior year of high school. He was what was then known as "gifted". We fixed that. If he could use his brain strictly for good, he could probably cure cancer. But the Hempered Chef prefers to hang with his dog and his girlfriend instead. That's cool.

Characters From Various Updates Who May Or May Not Ever Actually Participate Here

That Cute Brunette. Long a source of speculation and controversy, she's actually just a friend. We met at a Poison concert, when I'd been drinking heavily. Turns out we'd been to a lot of the same shows, and actually have very similar tastes in music. So we go to shows together on occasion. Even though there's not really anything going on, her boyfriend hates me anyways. One of these days he'll probably put a hit on me.

The Always-Cool Staci Anderson. Best known to FJ.com readers as the host of Chicks Who Rock. That Cute Brunette actually won her tickets to the Poison concert by calling Staci's show at the right time. Small world. Anyhow, Staci rocks. I met her at an LA Guns concert - there were probably 20 people there. She's become a good friend over the years as well.

That Unnamed Really Cute Chick Who Unfortunately Doesn't Like Me That Way. This pic doesn't even come close to doing her justice. She's smokin' hot, sharp as a tack, she even likes KISS (especially Gene - wink wink) and Guns N Roses. *Sigh*. Oh well. Can't win 'em all. I guess she's available. But if you're ever lucky enough to date her, treat her well - she's a catch!

Mary Cary from Simon Stinger. I've never met her other than to get a cd sleeve signed. But in the past I've fawned over her enough to include her here. It should also be noted that she's married with children and quite happy, so I should probably just shut up before I get slapped with a restraining order...

Nana Cao. She was the cover model for Sacramento magazine's Singles Special. She loves cheeseburgers and 80s hair bands, and wanted to learn how to play guitar. But when I was lobbying to get just one date with her, it was revealed that she was actually already in a committed relationship and had absolutely no interest in even meeting me. To this day I've still never heard from her directly even though I've gotten several emails from folks who claim to know her.

Val, AKA Ace from Larger Than Life
He actually referred to my website as "AmazingJonathan.com". Ack!! That's something that the real Ace would do, so (in addition to playing in a kickass KISS tribute band) that makes this guy forever cool in my book.

Super Cool People Who'll Actually Admit To Visiting This Site

Jennifer
says: "I have literally pissed myself while laughing at the antics of that crazy group known as “The Public.” While hysterical, the laughter also keeps me from crying over what the human race is doomed to become. But if you must know, I come here because I have Hair Envy."

Mighty Lambchop
says: "Well, you asked for a picture. Here's one from my trip to Seattle last October with a new friend I made. Hope that helps your project!"

Chris O'Donnell
says: "I followed a link from USA Today to your customers page...then found the front page where you were recommending Butch Walker....I checked out Butch, bought the CD immediately, and you gained instant karma and credibility!"

Pinki with an i.
says: “I’m married with kids in California and I decorate with books for a living. I believe in taking responsibility for oneself and my husband and I (we’ve been married for 14 years and were highschool sweethearts) have taken on the home educating of our children. Our motto is, “Life is our classroom”. I enjoy checking in at Famous James’s site often because it’s very educational. Well, sometimes it’s educational. J …and the people are nice!”

Pinky
says: "James, I hope you like to know that I am taking time out of my day to send you this. A little about me: I'm a single mom of 2 boys. I make a living by taking my clothes off and dancing for men. I'm also a model. I'm also in a burlesque dance troupe as the balloon girl. I would like to learn fire eating just for the showmanship in the troupe. I plan to start a horror/sci-fi/fantasy fiction and nonfiction magazine. I found you from the Danger Danger message board on AOL. I followed the link from your profile. I've been reading ever since. Pinky aka Gail"

Jay-T.
says: "I'm what it's all about. Hook me up in the cast section."

Don't see yourself up there? You should! Join the Famous Army Today! It's totally free, unlike that other army that charges you $1000 for the good seats (which in the interest of full disclosure, I did once pay). Just send a pic, something about yourself, and say a few Hail Bloody Marys. Then you're in.