She Says:
| Which Translates To:
|
I'm not ready for commitment.
| You can buy me dinner until someone better comes along.
|
We're just at different stages of our lives
| I don't think you can afford to buy me the things that I want.
|
You've got a great sense of humor! You're hilarious!
| You are very ugly, and I will never want to have sex with you.
|
You're so nice.
| You're so boring.
|
You have such potential!
| You are a loser and you lack ambition.
|
I'd really like to be your friend
| You are very ugly, and I will never want to have sex with you.
|
It's not you, it's me.
| Dude, it is *so* you.
|
I'm afraid of getting hurt
| There's someone else I like, and don't want to mess that up by being seen with you
|
I enjoy your company
| I want to tell you about the problems I'm having meeting other guys
|
Dinner? How about lunch?
| You are very ugly, and I will never want to have sex with you.
|
James, you are such a misogynistic jerk. How
could you post something so sexist and offensive?
| I am a lesbian.
|
Hi. I'm James. I'm here to help you. I've decided to use my
background in language, communications, and psychology to create a translation guide. If you're like me (and I know I am),
you've been on the phone with a woman and heard her say something that you might not have at first completely understood.
So I'm here to cut through all of the BS and let you know exactly what she means when she says something. You might want
to clip this and carry it around, because these phrases are very common. And though accuracy is always job one over here
at FJ.com, it should be noted that Woman is an ever-evolving language, and that the examples below are subject to change
with the both the drop of a hat, and the time of the month.