This is the FJ.com "You Are Full Of Shit" Award page. If you are ever featured here, it's because you've made an attempt to pass yourself off as more important than you truly are. You're here because you need a slap in the mouth and a very public reminder that you are indeed, full of shit.

And the current recipients are...

GENE SIMMONS and ERIC SINGER

First, this message was posted on the Tesla message board. From the post, you can read some of the following:

"I went to the Kiss concert last night and got to meet and hang out with the band. They are totally different than Tesla. Kiss is not as outgoing and friendly as Tesla, with the exception of Gene Simmons. I'll have pics to show later on. Well anyways I got them all to sign my ticket and pics. When I asked if they would sign my body, they saw Tesla's autographs that I had made into permament tatoos. When they asked me why I did that, I told them that Tesla was my all time favorite band and that I wanted to have their autographs forever. I told Kiss that they were my second favorite. Hey, I'm not going to lie to them. Both Gene and Eric thought I was crazy. When they thought I wasn't listening, I could hear them talking about Tesla and wondering why I would like Tesla better than them. Gene made a statement that he didn't even know any of Tesla's names. After that he wouldn't sign my body."

I just want to make sure I have this right... Gene Simmons thinks someone is crazy for having a tattoo of an autograph. Granted, I think that's pretty stupid myself, but a quick look through Kisstory shows many a tattooed autograph on many a mouthbreathing KISS fan. Gene, you know people do this, and have accommodated their requests for years.

And we all know that you CHARGE people for meet and greets now. If someone is willing to pony up the cash, friggin' smile and just sign what they put in front you. Where do you get off refusing to sign an autograph for a fan? If it's a body autograph, it's not like it's gonna end up on ebay or something. You really should be more appreciative that ANYONE is willing to stick a saggy boob in your face anymore. Dude, it's not 1978 anymore. You are no longer the King of The Night Time World. God of Thunderthighs is more like it.

And if this isn't bad enough... We've got Eric Singer joining in and ripping on Tesla. Eric - you're just a relief pitcher, and not a good one at that. You weren't even there for any of the good KISS shows unless you bought a ticket. Just put on "your" Cat Man costume and go back to playing with your sticks until another Sanctuary Records all-star tribute to Faster Pussycat needs a session drummer for two tracks.

Back to you Gene... You might not know any of the names of the guys in Tesla. And for that, I give you credit. But they put out a new cd this year and sold over 100,000 copies of it. How's 'Asshole' doing? Plus, there are some other names you might be familiar with, that you've tried to make us forget.

Ace Frehley and Peter Criss.

And as long as you insist on putting up studio scabs in their image, I'll be here to remind you that - Gene Simmons and Eric Singer, YOU ARE FULL OF SHIT!