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February 29 - Figures...
There's an extra day this year, and I have to work on it. There really should be a "Weekend Savings Time" program where we all wind our clocks back 24 hours and take another day off.

Spent the day sticking out like a sore thumb. Since it was sunny, I decided that it was officially summer. Of course, it was only summer-like if you're an Alaskan - the temperature struggled to hit 60. Nonetheless, I went out with the top down, donning the first obnoxious Hawaiian shirt of the season out in public. Ended up at a Jamaican restaurant. After plate number 3, I couldn't help but notice that there were some folks looking at me. I failed to realize that I was the only white guy in attendance. Longhaired white guys don't head into that place too often, I suppose... And certainly not while wearing shorts and Hawaiian shirts in the middle of winter.

I'm gonna have to work on my "street smarts".

Anyhow, you know the rest. Blah blah blah, record store. Updated the Playlist. Out of (hee hee) morbid curiousity... bought a cd by Morbid Angel. Then I realized something - death metal is really just a bunch of noise. Total garbage. And lyrically? Absolutely laughable. These guys are down with Satan like the rap community is down with Scarface.

Does anyone take that kind of crap seriously, or am I the only one who sees that "With your spells I die again... All hail the Demon King / Yo I'm a total badass f'real" stuff as utter foolishness? I mean, at least I *knew* that my favorite bands were just putting on a show.

I'd pay a lot of money to watch "tough" kids from the suburbs hang out in a real haunted house for a night, or on the rough side of town with nothing but a choice between red or blue bandannas.


February 26 - Career Counseling
I want this guy's job. I don't have a doctorate in coastal sciences, but I do have an awful lot of Hawaiian shirts. And I can vouch for the beaches along the Gulf Coast of Florida being some of the best in the world. I could even suggest a few that didn't make the list, and would be happy to expand the scope internationally to include, oh I don't know, the Caribbean.

Might be the only industry in existence in which I wouldn't mind watching all of my co-workers being downsized and as a result being left with increased responsibilities for myself. "You mean I have to research this one on my own? The things I do for this company... Now which account is coded for beverages again?"

Ironically enough, I found that such a job exists while trying to plan a vacation FROM work. No mention of it at all on any of the career-building websites. Just goes to show what I've been saying for years...

Nothing good comes from work, and nothing bad comes from the beach.


February 24 - Indecision *Still* May Or May Not Be My Problem.
Where should I go to burn some vacation hours in advance of my *real* vacation? Where would you go if you had four days to do just about anything you wanted to do? Mexico? The Caribbean? Hawaii? Fresno? I'm interested to hear your ideas.


February 22 - Signn me up.
I'm subscribed to one of those job-search email thingies. Every so often, they email me with matches for professions and locations in which I've expressed an interest. (Side note - I still can't believe that after 10 years, NO ONE is looking to pay $80k and hire for the position of "Professional Beach Tester"... I'm gonna have to update my keywords...) So I'm deleting my usual assortment of spam, and for a change, I actually opened up my job search email. Who knows, maybe this is the week that some $90k+ tourist gouging travel hospitality job opens up in Honolulu. Alas, 'twas not to be. Much to my dismay, there were no hiring bonuses waiting for me in St. Croix either! Bummer! But there were several listings for jobs in the "IMEDIATE AREA".

A good rule of thumb for job seekers - never work for someone who makes mistakes in their internationally-placed solicitations for help. Unless, of course, you catch them with a misplaced decimal point in their compensation package, too...

Maybe they need a proofreader instead of a marketing director...


February 21 - Can you hear *ME* now?
I've officially added Verizon Wireless to my shit list. I told the tale of how my phone was ripped off, and promptly put a hold on my account. So after a few weeks of it not turning up, I decided to take my medicine and replace it. Went into the store, told my story. They informed me that since I didn't buy "cell phone insurance" (which cost an awful lot), I would have to pay "full retail" for any phone I bought. For reference, the "full retail" value of the phone I had was over $350. I told 'em I wasn't going to pay $350 for a new friggin' cell phone, especially considering that I almost never used it. He tried to show me the other ones for $300... I told him that I could just cancel the service altogether for $175, and start over with the same plan I already have for less than $300. He didn't say a word, he just walked away.

So that's it... I'm done with those guys. I'm not nearly as upset about the $175 as I am about having my pre-weekend pretty good mood spoiled... And for having to look for another cell phone provider that has as much national coverage...

Anyone else out there happy/unhappy with your plans? Let me know... I'm in the market again.


February 20 - One Year Later...
Please visit this website: Station Family Fund.

And remember that the hard rock community really needs to stick together and lend support to each other in whatever ways we can. Our family is strong in conviction, even if no longer in number.

And one more thing... MTV still sucks for not even covering the story when it happened, much less doing anything since.


February 19 - You want to do what?
It's officially election season. The commercials are starting to be shown on tv, the mailings are starting to arrive, and the air is starting to really stink. Too bad the Green Party doesn't send out more fliers in the mail, maybe they could do something about that...

I am politically active. I do vote. And I've made no secret that although I'm not dogmatically indoctrinated by any political belief, I tend to lean more towards the conservative side. (Translation - if a Republican tells me something, I don't believe it. If a Democrat tells me something, don't believe it and then I throw something at him) So I'm reading all of the crap the Republicans have sent me over the past few weeks. They're talking about going to Washington to fight waste and gridlock. I'm fine with that, but last time I checked, the Republicans controlled the Presidency, and held majorities in most of the legislative branch.

Let me get this straight... You, as a Republican, are going to Washington to fight waste and gridlock created by incumbents. YOUR PARTY IS THE INCUMBENT. IT'S YOUR OWN BUDGET.

*Sigh*. It almost makes me want to run a bunch of PSA's for my new campaign - "Don't Vote, It Only Encourages Them"


February 16 - The Grass is NOT Greener!
Had a dream that I was starting a new job at Target. But in my dream I hadn't quit my current job yet. I was trying to think how I would tell them that I was leaving, but I already had been given my new schedule, which would have taken effect just a day or two later. I was even walking around in a red polo shirt, looking at Zone 10 (whatever the hell that is) which would have been my assigned section.

Let me get this straight... In my dream, I gave up a salaried position with a company I've helped establish locally to stock shelves at a retailer I generally hold in massive contempt. (Unless, of course, I need toilet paper.)

I've also got friends and co-workers who used to work at Target, and few of them have much good to say about their experiences.

Strange dream, indeed. I can't imagine that it has any basis in reality at all. But just in case it does, I do remember the code to get into the stockroom.

I'll never have to pay for toilet paper again...


February 15 - WWJB*D?
Yet another kick for me... I hear the call of the ocean again. Maybe it's partially because I've got a Caribbean soul I can't control... Maybe it's because my family still lives in the subtropics and no matter how far from there I venture, it'll always be home to me... Maybe it's because the sun finally came out after the longest, coldest winter I've seen in a long time... (Probably since last year) Maybe it's because I'm once again growing more and more disillusioned with the whole concept of trading hours of my day for money. The dollars I gain from trading those hours away don't necessarily make up for the experiences I'm losing by doing so. But most likely, it's because I watched an old movie and once again found myself another new role model...

If we get lost, we'll just pull in somewhere and ask for directions
Captain Ron. For the record, I've got a bunch of those cool shell necklaces too...

So now I'm (once again) trying to decide whether or not I want to buy a house or sell almost all of my stuff and spend the proceeds on sailing lessons. I don't want to spend my whole life as a wage slave. Wage slaves don't get to see sunsets in Lucaya. They don't have margaritas for breakfast. And they don't worry about whether or not they're (over)producing enough to avoid the whimsical belt-tightening of a newly-hired higher-up who's just trying to show us that it's possible to do more, faster, with less, now.

I can finally see the logic in downsizing... Having less stuff makes it easier to throw it in a sack and run. Thanks for the lesson, corporate America...

Which side seems to make more sense?

Adios!

*JB - Jimmy Buffett


February 14 - Yeah, whatever...
On the bright side, at least I got all of my laundry done...


February 11 - IMPORTANT!
Today is Burt Reynolds' birthday. Make sure you check out the Tribute to Greatness page.

In other news... I'll share it with you some other time. It's still far too disgusting right now. Besides, I'm running late for a gym workout.


February 9 - Just for fun
Found some old clothes... Just had to see if any of them still fit. And yes, they look just as ridiculous as they did 15 years ago. Actually, even more so now because I'm older and uglier.


This is the "Hey, the look worked for Stryper, but I'm original since I'm using a different color scheme" promo pic. If you're lucky, maybe someday I'll add it to the gift shop. If you're even luckier, I'll autograph it... And if you're extremely blessed, I'll dig up some more stupid clothes later when I spend another day off cleaning my closet and really make a giant ass out of myself!


February 8 - Hittin' The Bins...
I'll just go ahead and the site work part out of the way - I updated the Playlist.

Now for the fun stuff. Today's finds included:

BulletBoys - Sophie. This more than makes up for the godawful "Burning Cats and Amputees" piece of crap I bought from BulletBoys last year. While Marq Torien's voice isn't as strong as it was in 1989, it sounds pretty good here. It's much more raw than their Warner Bros albums, but the energy makes up for the lack of studio polish. Kinda like a punkier, old school, Van Halen tribute without the guitar histrionics. If you liked "Shoot the Preacher Down" from the first album, you'll probably enjoy this one.

Diamond Rexx - The Evil. These guys have always been one of my guilty pleasures. They started out in Chicago as a full-on glam band, but have evolved into a dark and sinister hybrid of L.A. Guns, Metallica, and a heroin-induced car wreck. As for the vocal stylings of Nasti Habits, you'll either love it or hate it. There's just no other way to put it. I can say that the vocals on this album are the most listenable out of all of the previous Diamond Rexx releases. But I kinda miss the flashier side of guitarist S. St Lust that was more obvious on Land Of The Damned and on the D'Moll's releases. Nonetheless, this cd is brutally heavy and much less mainstream than anything they've done.

And my first nominee for "The FJ.com Album of The Year"...

FireHouse - Prime Time. I almost missed this one. I already had a handful of cds (including the 2 above) and was getting ready to head to the counter to pay for them. But I figured I'd make one more pass through the new releases. I'm so glad I did.

I cannot put into words just how good this cd is. While their recent works have shown a more mature side, and have (from a songwriting perspective) been very strong, there was something missing. If you missed out on the the past few cds from them, you're forgiven. Don't bother playing catch-up right now. I don't say this too often, but you NEED to go get this cd. NOW. C.J. Snare's vocals have remained powerful, and Bill Leverty has always been a (in my opinion) criminally underrated guitar player. He goes back to the wild guitar style of the first 2 FireHouse releases. Memorable, catchy riffs and technically proficient, blazing solos abound. C.J. hits the high notes again. And when he isn't, Michael Foster and Bill Leverty make their lead vocal debuts. Bill's got one of those Southern-rock growls, that somehow always make a song sound cool. This is, quite easily, even better than their first album. Imagine the musical style of that cd with the songwriting style of the more recent ones. THIS IS THE REAL DEAL.

It'll probably be a runaway success in Asia, where FireHouse still enjoys a sizeable fan base. In America, if this cd doesn't get them a good tour of their own (or at the very least, a slot on the Poison tour this summer), the world will be proven to be a totally unfair place.

I've already listened to this cd a few times today, and I haven't even been able to find one thing to pick on. They even had the nerve to keep their hair and not get fat - how am I supposed to rip on 'em? Doesn't matter. If you only buy one hard rock cd this month, make this your purchase. I'll even make it easy for you:

Buy the import from Amazon.
Order direct from the band using credit cards/PayPal (North America Only).
Order direct from the band using credit cards/PayPal (outside North America).
Don't want to order online? Send 'em an email and they'll make arrangements.

Or, if you're in the Sacramento, CA area, I got mine from: Dynasty Music, 8040 Greenback Ln in Citrus Heights. Call (916) 729-5530 for directions. (Side note - FJ.com is proud to endorse, shop, and recommend Dynasty Music for almost all of your metal needs... And for the record, this is a sincere endoresment, I get nothing out of this - or any - plug on the site. But if you pop in there, tell 'em James says hello!)


February 6 - Best of Intentions
Didja ever honestly intend to clean out your closet? I spend the afternoon on my porch, throwing out old junk, sweeping up, clearing away about five years a few days' worth of excess leaves and rubbish, and making room for a potential patio set for summertime use.

Went into the closet, intending to bring out a few boxes and file the contents in my new file cabinet. Spent about 2 hours just looking at old pictures I'd forgotten about. Everything from the days of poodle hair to musical jams of the past to my failed attempt(s) at domesticity... One thing's remained constant:

I hate the way I look in pictures.


February 5 - Expensive Lesson
My cell phone is M.I.A. I remember turning it off when I got to the gym, putting it in my jacket pocket, and exercising. When I got home, it wasn't in my pocket. Went back to the gym, didn't see it. Walked the parking lot, didn't see it. Called them this morning to see if it had been turned in, no one had seen it.

Figures... I was probably one of the last people on Earth to get one, and didn't necessarily want it when I did get it. If it doesn't turn up in the next day or two I'll just pay the early termination fee and cancel the rest of the contract... Spend the $50/month on something better...


February 3 - FJ.com, Inc.
One of the biggest headaches about taking a more proactive approach to personal finance and bookkeeping is the organizational skill required to maintain it. I've done well enough being very passive about such matters, but think I can do even better by actively managing the process. So how do I go about with a disciplined, belt-tightening, budget-focused approach to cutting all unnecessary expenses?

I buy a giant friggin' file cabinet.

This thing is enormous. I actually had to take the top off of my car just to get it home. Oh well... At least I get to throw out some boxes, while retaining the health records from pets who've died years ago... And autographed fliers from minor league hockey teams who've since folded and changed cities... And coupons to theme parks that have since closed... And newspapers from countries I visited some 10 years ago...

Now if I could only find the title to my car, my social security card, and those dadblasted W-2 forms from last week...


February 1 - Random babbling
Working on some new features. I've no idea if anyone will be interested, but I've been on a couple of kicks lately. Anyone who's been here for awhile (of for that matter, anyone who goes back through the archives) will know that my life is a series of brilliant ideas, lousy timing, and failed execution. The site's littered with examples of me coming up with what I think is a good idea, which is later ignored and/or scrapped completely. My two newest kicks du jour?

Finance and fitness.

On the financial side, I've re-balanced all of my portfolios and made a few pledges to myself for the next year. On the good side, the pledges I made to myself 5 years ago have finally started to be rewarding and noticeable. On the bad side, it's still a long road ahead. But getting back over to the good side again, with consistency, patience, and a little bit of luck my retirement portfolio will be worth nearly $2 million. And that's on my paltry salary, assuming I never get another job/promotion and that my raises only keep pace with inflation. The only catch is that I have to continue to be smart with what little money I can scrape up... But I think I could help a lot of folks out there who (like me) aren't rolling in money right now but would one day like to do so. Especially people who never really think about things like retirement and their futures.

I've also *finally* gotten myself back to working out on a regular basis and taking better care of myself. It'd been a while. Sometime between my binge in the Caribbean and Christmas, I lost focus of all of my fitness goals. I found most of them again. (Until my next Caribbean binge, that is...) I think there might be another subsection of the site dealing with all of this stuff.

Or not...

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Feb 11 - Happy Birthday Burt Reynolds!


Dio For President! And I've even helped him appoint a staff!


This is not "Eruption"!



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